Trading Jokes and Humour or How Not to Get Idle When There Are No Trading Opportunities
Trading Jokes and Humour or How Not to Get Idle When There Are No Trading Opportunities
by: Colibri Trader
Hi guys,
Today I decided to write on a different type of topic. Usually, after winning streaks, it is a great place to stop, reflect and even laugh :).
Below, I have collected a few jokes. Let’s crack them.
-An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
– A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
– From a trader after a market crash: “This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.”
– You know you’ve gone to the wrong stockbroker when you ask him to buy 10,000 shares in IBM and he asks you how to spell it.
– A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order drinks. Who picks up the bill? A German.
–Q: How do you find a small-cap fund manager?
A: Find a large-cap fund manager and wait.
–Q: What’s the easiest way to make a small fortune with binary options?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Q: What’s the difference between a bond and a trader?
A: A bond matures.
– Q: What’s considered a lot of money?
A: Just a little bit more
A long-term investment is a short-term investment that failed.
A study of markets often reveals that the perfect time to buy an asset was yesterday.
I hope you have enjoyed them. Feel free to add more jokes in the comments below.
Happy Trading,
Colibri Trader
p.s.
Check out my article on 10 Top Chart Patterns
Hahaha.. thanks for the jokes colibri